First movie summary of the year

Here goes a list of 2010 movies I’ve seen so far, each with a brief rating. (You need to see the movie to get what the rating is about)

  1. Daybreakers – 3 suns and a half
  2. The Book of Eli – half a bible and 1/3 of a plot
  3. Legion – 3 and a half angels and 1 machine gun
  4. District 13: Ultimatum – 3 paintings and half a running shoe
  5. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief – 1 stupid kid and half a plot
  6. The Wolfman – 1 bad actor and half a hot girl
  7. Shutter Island – 3 psychos and half a directing lesson
  8. Defendor – 4 marbles
  9. Alice in Wonderland – 2 crazy hats and half a visual effect
  10. How to Train your Dragon – 4 dragon breaths
  11. Clash of the Titans – 3 iron clad liam neesons
  12. Kick-Ass – 4 bloody nun chucks
  13. The Losers – 3 stupid actors
  14. A Nightmare on Elm Street – half a chewed up gum
  15. Harry Brown – 5 old vigilantes
  16. Iron Man 2 – 3 electric lashes

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